I swear this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here check here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of geese came out from behind a building. They were flying all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe this just occurred. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?